Just as certain films are vastly more entertaining than the books that inspired them (e.g., Blade Runner, based on Phillip Dick’s dreary Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?), so are some book reviews. I would never dream of reading The Black Hole Wars, the new book by the physicist Leonard Susskind. He is a relentlessly self-aggrandizing, pompous, tedious proselytizer for string theory and its absurd spinoff landscape theory, which postulates that our universe is only one of zillions of others out there. Susskind is the kind of scientist who gives science a bad name, and he’s almost as bad a writer as scientist. If he isn’t being arrogant and grandiose, he’s trying to be whimsical and jokey, which is worse. For the sake of readers, the publishing world should declare a moratorium on whimsical-jokey books by physicists.

In Black Hole Wars, he tells the story of the provocative suggestion by Stephen Hawking (whose Brief History kicked off the whimsical-jokey-books-by-physicists trend) that black holes destroy information. Susskind claims to have disproved Hawking’s theory with another theory, having something to do with holographs, that sounds even more extravagantly silly than the landscape. Don’t bother reading Susskind’s book. But check out the review in today’s New York Times by my friend and Bloggingheads.tv colleague George Johnson. In just a fraction of the time that it would take to plow through Black Hole Wars, George’s one-page essay will give you infinitely more pleasure and insight.

Rather than ham-handedly insulting his targets, as I do, George prefers irony, often so subtle that the recipient may not even know he’s been skewered. Here’s how he ends his review:

“How [Susskind’s theory] all fits together is still pretty murky. ‘Getting our collective head around the holographic principle is probably the biggest challenge that we physicists have had since the discovery of quantum mechanics,’ Susskind admits. He speculates at one point that our big bang of a universe is some kind of ‘inside-out black hole’ — one that spews everything outward instead of sucking it in. But wait. Maybe it just looks that way because time is moving backward! Or — who knows? — maybe our universe is really a 3-D projection of a 4-D world falling through some hyperdimensional gullet! Toward the end of the book Susskind quotes Hawking: ‘We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the universe.’ Maybe. But not without a lot more data.”


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