| Eboard Members
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| President | Chris Stoddart |  | Masquerades as the superhero known as 'Scott'. |
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| Vice President of PC Gaming | Kevin Su |  | Tiniest ever eboard member. Somehow haxes reality to play volleyball. Far too good at dota. |
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| Vice President of Consoles | Rob Hoffmann |  | Five stories tall, killing for fun. |
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| Publicity Manager | Vinnie Lipoma |  | Continues the tradition of zombie-killing publicity managers. |
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| Business Manager | Jon Kim |  | Claims he's asian, but is not good as Starcraft. |
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| General Technology Manager | Eric Mills |  | Is Anakin Skywalker in disguise - emo, carries a lightsaber and is dangerous around children. He can also hack the gibsen. Is a 4/5 Computer Science major, working in co-ops at such fine establishments such as The Cage and Pedro's House of Men. |
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